Ever wondered about super-rich Hindu godmen??!! All of us
cannot escape being wonderstruck at the extensive material possessions
religiously safe (always beyond the domain of tax and property laws that stalk
the tiny material prospects of lesser mortals like yours truly) under the
clutches of long list of Hindu religious figures. Well mendicancy that always
reminds us of naked bearded Sadhus lost in meditative trance, it now instantly
fetches us the image of gold-imbibed sages on whose feet both elites and the
masses put their heads for seeking better prospects. Sadhus are doing good
business man!!
It is one of the most predominant means of land grab in India
ranging from prime locations in metros to the remote mountainous stretches. It
is a very simple Hindu mathematics that functions on the parameters of blind
faith and governmental incapacity to interfere into the religious affairs of
the people who manage and organize religion for 80% population in this country.
It starts with a smart bearded eagle who puts his ass by a holy fire near the
vicinity of a suffering settlement full of people in need. You know why people’s
faith in fate and God for a reprieve from their problems is not coming down as
it should given the vast strides in science and technology? It is rather going
up to turn into a blind race without any rhyme or reason. The reason is
god dammed massive population in this country. People are crammed in a small
space and fight over little resources. They ultimately have to spread out the
corner of their apron for divine intervention. In ancient India that was rich
in resources, faith was a means of spiritual pursuit. Now it is a mad rush to stand
in the queue like sheep and humbly get blessings to fulfill needs. People have
so many needs and uncountable frustrations that they are forced to drop logic
at the end of a hard-cut day of struggles.
The mathematics of this Godman prosperity is very simple.
Suppose ten people start going to a new religious sprout, the new Sadhu on the
scene. They have their histories of disappointments, struggles, issues against
man as well as God, trials and tribulations. When they decide to hit their
forehead into the dust around the holy feet of this new blessing giver, even
with a very weak probability law, some of them have already done enough to
resolve some of their issues. Suppose out of ten, two people have been
struggling long enough so that in any case they would have seen a positive
change in their situation even if they had not visited this godman. But since
they see a change in their situation after they started visiting this religious
fellow, they forget the long trials and tribulations and their fight. They
think that if it was not happening for so long, and now it materializes, so it
must be born of this holy man’s blessings. So these two overzealous and over-obliged
troubled souls turned followers become the publicity agents. Driven by a
devotional spirit they will fetch 10 each fellow sufferers from the group of
their acquaintances. And out of those 20 persons, at least 4 would have done
enough to change their life positively anyway. But again these four will go ga
ga about the Sadhu’s prowess in changing their lives. These four will get
another 40 and so on. It grows with a very serious mathematics. A sort of
nuclear chain reaction.
What about the rest 8 of the 10 people who visited
initially? They will never doubt the powers of Sadhus as such. At the most they
will think this particular one is not skilled enough to resolve their issues.
So they will continue with their struggles against their causes as well as search
for a skilled-enough holy figure who will ultimately deliver the goods for
them. They will be scattered in the different levels of groups falling in the
domain of various Sadhus. And those who realize that things have changed for them
(which would have changed anyway given their long-road of struggles); they dump
finally their loyalty at the feet of the holy figure that they are visiting at
that time. In this way these godmen get their core group of loyal followers. So
not surprising that most of these godmen are cut in the avatar of Aasharam and
other cheats. A very simple religious mathematics, eh!